Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK
AND TOLD HIM ‘I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.’‘Just put yourself in my hands for one year,’ said the shrink. ‘Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..’
‘How much do you charge?’
‘Eighty dollars per visit,’ replied the doctor.
‘I’ll sleep on it,’ I said.Six months later the doctor met me on the street. ‘Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?’ he asked.
‘Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!’
‘Is that so!’ With a bit of an attitude he said, ‘and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?’
‘He told me to cut the legs off the bed! – Ain’t nobody under there now!!!’
FORGET THE SHRINKS..
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!– Anon
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that’s so cute…so funny…
LOL! š
lolest!! cutting the bed’s legs?!! I am yet to digest that…I am still laughing and my workmates think I have smoked weed….thanks for letting me have a good laugh…
It is funny but also a triumph for the rational! š
yeah…very funny indeed. I have even shared it on my wall on facebook…
It’s great – share the laughter! š
Hah!! Go bartenders! XD
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Reblogged this on My story to you.. and commented:
Just what I needed today lol!!
Thanks, glad it brightened your day! š
Definetly worth reading. You gave me a chuckle. Thank you kindly. Hugs, Barbara
My pleasure! {{{HUGS}}} š
Grass root common sense. LOL š
Exactly! š
Very cute!
I’ll drink to that. Ha! so you’re not the only one who’s making a lot of laughter. Tee heee.
You got me laughing, so I had to continue… š
It’s so contagious. We should Mondays like at least once a month! š
Good idea! š
Ok, how much did you drink today, huh?
I did have a Bailey’s on NYE! š
Gotta find a good bartender, soon! š
Don’t need one. Just grab a bottle and share it with someone in your household.
Here’s a good one!
http://morningstoryanddilbert.wordpress.com/2013/04/16/giving-thanks-as-a-new-christian/
That was hilarious! š
Good night.
very cute!
Indeed and funny! š
Gita, sometimes the best advise is the simpliest. Great read, thanks, also thanks for stopping by my blog again and enjoying one of my posts. Take care, Bill
I agree, the KISS principle is a good one to follow!
Thanks for your visit, Bill. š
Gita, You have again visited my blog and liked my recent posting a tribute to my mom. Thank you for the visit and time. Please take care, Bill
Love your posts, Bill, it’s a pleasure visitng your blog. š
Ela
Lol!! Priceless!!!
Yes! š
Indeed I needed that š
Yisraela
Hope it gave you a laugh! š
a massive one
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Yisraela
Cheers! š
Laugh is good medicine it extends the life span.Thank you for liking my post (Minimalism / Hedonism ) regards.jalal
It is indeed good medicine. š
I agree. Did you mean to post this comment here, Jerry? š
No š Got lost in the links. I reposted it in the right place could you delete this one. Thank you. š
OK. š
Thank you Elana. š
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