Psychiatrists v…

Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK
AND TOLD HIM ‘I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.’

‘Just put yourself in my hands for one year,’ said the shrink. ‘Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..’

‘How much do you charge?’
‘Eighty dollars per visit,’ replied the doctor.
‘I’ll sleep on it,’ I said.

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Six months later the doctor met me on the street. ‘Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?’ he asked.

‘Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!’

‘Is that so!’ With a bit of an attitude he said, ‘and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?’

‘He told me to cut the legs off the bed! – Ain’t nobody under there now!!!’
FORGET THE SHRINKS..
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!

– Anon

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44 thoughts on “Psychiatrists v…

  1. kenyaleohomes

    lolest!! cutting the bed’s legs?!! I am yet to digest that…I am still laughing and my workmates think I have smoked weed….thanks for letting me have a good laugh…

  2. kenyaleohomes

    yeah…very funny indeed. I have even shared it on my wall on facebook…

  3. Hah!! Go bartenders! XD

  4. Reblogged this on My story to you.. and commented:
    Just what I needed today lol!!

  5. Definetly worth reading. You gave me a chuckle. Thank you kindly. Hugs, Barbara

  6. Grass root common sense. LOL šŸ™‚

  7. pawsitiveHeather

    Very cute!

  8. I’ll drink to that. Ha! so you’re not the only one who’s making a lot of laughter. Tee heee.

  9. Ok, how much did you drink today, huh?

  10. That was hilarious! šŸ˜€
    Good night.

  11. Gita, sometimes the best advise is the simpliest. Great read, thanks, also thanks for stopping by my blog again and enjoying one of my posts. Take care, Bill

  12. Gita, You have again visited my blog and liked my recent posting a tribute to my mom. Thank you for the visit and time. Please take care, Bill

  13. Indeed I needed that šŸ™‚
    Yisraela

  14. jalal michael sabbagh.http://gravatar.com/jmsabbagh86@gmail.com

    Laugh is good medicine it extends the life span.Thank you for liking my post (Minimalism / Hedonism ) regards.jalal

  15. I agree. Did you mean to post this comment here, Jerry? šŸ™‚

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