2013 Contract

 After serious & cautious consideration… Your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2013!

It was a very hard decision to make… So don’t screw it up!!!

 

My Wish for You in 2013:

May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts. 

May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills. 

May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!

May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy

May the problems you had, forget your home address! 

 

In simple words ………….

May 2013 be the best year

Of your life!!!

– Anon

 Happy New Year!!

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2 thoughts on “2013 Contract

  1. It is funny, nice and clever!
    Thanks for your comment.

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